(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
were u in a coma during the recent tension over nk aiming its missiles at guam

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
i got to chop some shit up tho, FUCK THAT

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
tbh im surprised obama is asking congress to vote

i have a feeling its bc of this nsa shit. he doesnt want to shit stir that much

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
who wants to learn a song about press gangs and infanticide

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
i know! chopping is the worst. i'd much rather eat myself into an early grave full of grease, sodium, and god knows what kind of meat contaminants

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
no but lbr china has to pretend to care but they dont rly

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
he's treating the nsa shit the exact way he's treated repubs heel dragging over asinine shit. like ppl are just angry over the nsa bc they want to shit stir

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
and crockpots are free ofc

lets see eat today or have a crockpot

hmmm

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
"meat contaminants"

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
who wants to jack me off

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
no one

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
::splooges on your arm::

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
do you own a laptop or computer or something? did you go hungry to purchase it?

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
yeah. its rly fucking sad. its rly atrocious how he treats whistleblowers.

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
fast food meat is known for its high quality

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
the fridge is dead. you're next. love, rat

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
crockpots are usually 5-10$ at thrift stores.

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
lol sorry i don't want to eat meat that's chopped and processed and ground in a plant in idaho from cows all over the world when i live on the other side of the country

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
i'm still more amused by "syria won't start wwiii b/c world wars were only between super powers"

like i don't think syria is going to start wwiii either but come on

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
BUT I COULD EAT TODAY!!

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
i've peed in all of your shampoo.

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
lol this is what i'm talking about when i say americans are complacent

make a change in your life, save up and make the change. surely there's something you spend a dollar a day on that you don't rly need

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
yum

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
lol unless ur buying from the farmer's market it's all the same shit

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
ikr. do ppl even know what proxy wars are or franz ferdinand. but dumbalines are dumbalines tbh.