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posted this last page, but there's a ton of metalocalypse fic/art at http://capslokdethklok.livejournal.com/
my little sister stopped talking to my dad last year for really petty reasons and today i met my dad's fiance and son, and my sister comes asking me all kinds of questions about them but i met them once so there's not a lot to say and she's like "no describe them" and i was like "they're just normal people there's not a lot to say" and my mom butts in and is like, "well next time SHE (me) wants to know something you don't have to tell her" in a really nasty way and i'm like what the fuck?? besides the fact that i barely know them, i dont even want to tell my sister about them just so she can make nasty comments about them in addition to my dad all the time
::tells you to go get your hairbow bucket, plops a pillow on the floor between my feet, and gestures with a comb for you to have a seat::
you throw your head back laughing like a
little kiiiiiiidddd
i think it's strange that you think i'm funny cuz
he never diiiiiiddddd
little kiiiiiiidddd
i think it's strange that you think i'm funny cuz
he never diiiiiiddddd
idg how breaking bad is about manpain
we're not supposed to think walt is a brooding hero, he's an asshole and a villain
we're not supposed to think walt is a brooding hero, he's an asshole and a villain
::undoes your 3-week-old cornrows, puts a dab of hair grease on the back of my hand, gives you the container to hold, and greases your scalp::
one time when i was like 6 and my brother was 2 i walked in on him playing with his toys and one of them fell over and knocked the other one over and he was like "hammy, dont knock baby jesus over!"
'hammy' and 'baby jesus' lmao
'hammy' and 'baby jesus' lmao
i just want a brooding action hero mom w/ womanpain
does that even exist beside sarah connor
does that even exist beside sarah connor
Guys…? Help, it is REALLY, really awkward to be an empath, late at night, in an apartment building. With a young couple rooming above you. ….it’s…. so… nooo, uncomfortable, I don’t WANT that…
(Warning: Implied intimacy below.)
…-swallows and keeps turning away-
Guys, it’s terrible. I can hear everything. And what’s so much worse, is I can feel everything! <XP no no you two stop it please i don’t want to know what that sounds/feels/is like until I have it for myself seriously uuuugh Does anyone, ANYONE out there know how to stop the… the - the physicalfeelingsfrom affecting me? I’m not the most physically sensitive empath to exist (really more psychic/emotional) - but that makes the physical power all the more awkward. …just, please, I don’t want these flutters and tingles and waves of moisture and giddiness that I know aren’t mine. I keep trying to do exercises, “block it off / focus on yourself / you don’t have to OWN that / you don’t want to feel that, so don’t.” Except that’s not how my empathy works. (I already tried cutting it off, and like always, it made me feel sick and horrible. Nope, can’t just not receive it…) I know sex is a beautiful thing, and, yeah, they’re… married. It’s gonna happen. But… Pleeeeeease, what do I DO about it… I have so many desperate reservations about it, physical pleasure is nothing compared to emotional turmoil… …and it’s not like I can knock on their door and explain that I’m a night-owl mystic with a serious inclination towards seventh-sense empathy, so could they please not show each other they love them at night? …I mean, seriously, you can’t just ask people not to have sex. o_o;;; …I just… I wish I was a little less sensitive. So I didn’t feel it. And I could just laugh, because at least they sound happy. But… not…….. I can’t smile for them when it’s making me feel kinda sick. …-siiiigh- So much for finding meditation tonight, huh…? how did Raven do it, with Dick and Kory in the tower yikes
(Warning: Implied intimacy below.)
…-swallows and keeps turning away-
Guys, it’s terrible. I can hear everything. And what’s so much worse, is I can feel everything! <XP no no you two stop it please i don’t want to know what that sounds/feels/is like until I have it for myself seriously uuuugh Does anyone, ANYONE out there know how to stop the… the - the physicalfeelingsfrom affecting me? I’m not the most physically sensitive empath to exist (really more psychic/emotional) - but that makes the physical power all the more awkward. …just, please, I don’t want these flutters and tingles and waves of moisture and giddiness that I know aren’t mine. I keep trying to do exercises, “block it off / focus on yourself / you don’t have to OWN that / you don’t want to feel that, so don’t.” Except that’s not how my empathy works. (I already tried cutting it off, and like always, it made me feel sick and horrible. Nope, can’t just not receive it…) I know sex is a beautiful thing, and, yeah, they’re… married. It’s gonna happen. But… Pleeeeeease, what do I DO about it… I have so many desperate reservations about it, physical pleasure is nothing compared to emotional turmoil… …and it’s not like I can knock on their door and explain that I’m a night-owl mystic with a serious inclination towards seventh-sense empathy, so could they please not show each other they love them at night? …I mean, seriously, you can’t just ask people not to have sex. o_o;;; …I just… I wish I was a little less sensitive. So I didn’t feel it. And I could just laugh, because at least they sound happy. But… not…….. I can’t smile for them when it’s making me feel kinda sick. …-siiiigh- So much for finding meditation tonight, huh…? how did Raven do it, with Dick and Kory in the tower yikes
lol go over to the breaking bad subreddit
they slobber all over walt's cock and want him to win
they slobber all over walt's cock and want him to win
::detangles your hair and puts it into a high ponytail and a low ponytail on the back of your head; taps you with the comb and tells you to go get your book bag bc it's time for school::
lql like nonas don't slobber over bad dudes cocks
the empath didn't stop to consider that maybe she was simply getting turned on by hearing her neighbors fucking?
the actor who plays walt jr could get it
i'd take his dick in my mouth and make him shake
i'd take his dick in my mouth and make him shake
srsly tho nonas watch orphan black
u have cosima, a cool stoner lesbian scientist
sarah manning who is a screw up who loves her daughter and does anything to protect her
allison who was a suburban house wife but her lif is falling apart
and helena who is a freaky religious cultist
and felix is cool and i like art too even tho they're guys. oh and bad cop angie
u have cosima, a cool stoner lesbian scientist
sarah manning who is a screw up who loves her daughter and does anything to protect her
allison who was a suburban house wife but her lif is falling apart
and helena who is a freaky religious cultist
and felix is cool and i like art too even tho they're guys. oh and bad cop angie
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