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if ur cat licks the sauce off it could die

they are 100% going to, but for now he gets to be jelly bc he's a dick

haruka/makoto

same, i have tried every trick in the book to make them palatable, but i just can't stomach them

lol, typical lazy fat americans

i had 2 of them

fond memories of my late 80s bbhood <3

hakuna matata

sending a drone after you rn

inspired most recently by this Asexual Advice post (and all the others like it)

“I seem to find myself attracted to fictional male characters. Am I REALLY asexual, or am I just a heterosexual with a low sex drive?”

i had the same problem for years, anon, and eventually came to the conclusion that i am asexual. more specifically, i am autochorissexual (a term coined by Bogaert, literally meaning “self-less sexual”), meaning i am sexually attracted to sex that does not involve me.

fictional (cis) dudes are perfect for this because

being fictional, they can never touch me.
being (cis) dudes, they are as unlike (cisfemale) me as possible.

i’m not literally threatened by their existence, and i’m not likely to identify too closely with their physical arousal in ways that might upset me.

TA-DA. NOW YOU KNOW WHY AN ASEXUAL’S BLOG IS FULL OF EXPLICIT SLASH.

my thoughts on quinoa

makonagi tbqh

can ur autistic relative make a salad or something

that and nagisa/rei are my jams

fuck rin

convenient

#side with the templars if you want #I don't care how you choose to play your game #but don't sit there and tell me these people with power over other people #and no accountability #are actually in the right #that makes me feel threatened because I AM A MARGINALZED PERSON #and these things have REAL WORLD IMPLICATIONS #also can we PLEASE stop ignoring how all this relates to the elves and their magic #which is their goddamn heritage #and that the templars and chantry tell them makes them evil

yes existing is hard sometimes

nagisa needs to be in a threesome with makoto and rei because he's so cute with both of them

everyday, the fluffy temptation of wheat

oh no, how did that happen?

Just an fyi, not to invalidate any of the points you're making, A. Stiffler isn't a dude, they are FAAB and identify as agender. Sorry if this comes off as derailing, I just didn't think you'd want to misgender them.

maybe it's a different culture climate or shitty manga or smth at work but i'm not going to lie, i don't understand how 50% of conflicts in manga are resolved.

lol I have zero libido and weirdly enough I don't spend all my time looking at gay porn

she is so fucking hot

i almost want to watch lip service now