hms_anon | (no subject)

red, put avay please!

no one vants to see!

I know one RED person who does.

i know most of red does

The, errr, differences between RED and BLU are interesting. Aren't they.

da, doktor

is very interesting to me...

bibas have been telling me thing about sniper. but i do not listen, because bibas say many things, yes?

Sniper? Urgh, that voman, she has begun to frustate me even more. Did you know she didn't svitch to decaf coffee after she said she did?? Unbelievable.

vhat? very bad. you are right, is unbelievable.

maybe that is vhat bibas vant to tell me so much about sniper. she cares about caffeine more than headshots.

Sometimes she is vorse than a Spy, either Spy, vith not listening and she could have prevented me from being cut in half two battles ago if she vould just cover me on occasion rather than looking at behinds through her scope all day, and don't get me started on her selfishness, gott it just makes me vant to shake her sometimes.

doktor, sometimes...

sometimes i also vant to shake you.

but i do not, because i do not vant to see if that vill break your neck.

Vhat?

do you think i am complete stupid person who thinks ribs grow back, and progress makes sound of exploding heart, and telling her drink decaf is all that happens vith you and sniper?

There is nothing that happens betveen me and Sniper because she von't - it isn't important.

Heavy

I haven't seen you like this before

"because she von't"... oh. i see.

you are only person i am never mad vith. almost never. but sometimes... sometimes, doktor... i think i look like idiot for letting you get avay vith everything, and i vonder how i can stop.

Stop? Vhat do you mean? Stop looking like an idiot, oh Liebe, I'm sure you don't. If someone does think that, vell, they're the one who's vrong.

that is nice to hear... but that is it, you only are being nice. is vhat you alvays do, so i vill calm down and say "oh, doktor, you are so nice."

and i alvays fall for it!

maybe

i should go avay until i have learned not to fall for same trick

and vhen you do not trick me to get own vay every time

Go avay? Like to the

was

no.

No, you don't mean that, Heavy, vhat do you mean. I didn't understand that. I couldn't have. No.

no

yes

doktor, i do not know! but you

i know you have been trying vith sniper for veeks, and she does not vant. and i think, doktor is making fool of herself. again. for sniper.

but who looks like bigger fool? you? or me?

You look like a fool? No, of course you don't. If anyone tries to make you look like that, I'll remove their skeleton so they don't. It vill stop. You don't have to go anyvhere. You really don't have to go anyvhere. Don't say that you do.

doktor, i am sorry. i vill still be here, yes? i am not going to anyvhere. in battle -- but i vill understand if --

you are not understanding. or pretending you do not. vhen you go flirt vith sniper and i am in vorkshop pretending i do not know, is you who makes me look like fool

and me

please no removing skeleton

i already am spineless enough