September 11

[bibasquid]

Hey nonas



What will you do when confronted by the Rock Steady Crew?

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

hey boys there's a spah!

[jaratespam]

where

[zemedic]

Vhere.

[jaratespam]

where

[(Anonymous)]

that medic's a spah!

[zemedic]

NO

NO

DON'T JARATE ME

FLEDERMAUSAAR IT'S ME I'LL POLISH YOUR KNIFE DON'T THROW THAT JAR

[(Anonymous)]

hitting u with my wrench rn

[jaratespam]

must be a spy disguised as me? that's kinda weird but i'll happily jarate myself

[zemedic]

I don't trust you to not spycheck me anyvay.

[jaratespam]

i'm paranoid, i spy check everyone. pyro's got nothing on me. i really enjoy my job :)

[zemedic]

Put the jar down.

[jaratespam]

i'd like to put it down

ON YOUR HEAD

but i won't, because then you'll have to go shower, and then heavy will disappear, and then no one will see either of you for ages and ages and it's heavy's turn to help me wash up tonight

[zemedic]

Heavy's such a sveetheart, isn't she.

Oh and that reminds me, don't neglect those facilities yourself. You don't vant me to have to drag you in there again, do you?

[jaratespam]

yes

i /told/ you i wash in the van

i promise

[zemedic]

It doesn't smell like it.

How do you smell like sveat and exertion vhen you spend all battles sitting, smoking, and occasionally pulling a trigger?

[jaratespam]

it's hot out! and every so often, spies invade my nest and then it can get pretty physical.

and, red sniper hunts me like it's his job to headshot me a thousand times each battle, so i have to keep moving around

[zemedic]

Yes, I'm sure it does get physical.

Hmmmm. The coffee, the smoking? How are you feeling? I might need more scans and observations to see how they affect the body through the Medigun and respawn.

[jaratespam]

i feel pretty ace, i'm moving a lot better than you anyway, old lady. i hear your joints cracking in the mornings.

[zemedic]

You have that to look forvard to. Your time vill come. Running around a battlefield carrying the Medigun is not particularly easy on the joints... unlike smoking, urinating and occasionally pulling a trigger.

[jaratespam]

like i always say, sniping's a pretty cake job :) and to think i get paid as much as the rest of you

[zemedic]

And you still smell.

[(Anonymous)]

he's cloaked! quick throw a jar of pee!

[jaratespam]

oh :( it's BLU man spy? forget it he's not even worth the effort of drinking the water :(

[(Anonymous)]

hope u stabbed

[jaratespam]

me too