today i took the weirdest feeling n looking dump ever

and ive been having weird indigestion and weightloss for ages

but heres where shit gets dark

there were litte tiny air bubbles that just kept on coming up from the middle of the poo

it was like nothing id ever seen before in a toilet bowl and looked more like a fishpond

so i panicked and flushed it

but... WHAT WAS IT? was it alive? did something hatch in my butt or did i finally poo out some worm that was secretly causing stomach issues?